To all the Straight Men on OkCupid!
To all the straight cis guys who liked me, congratulations, you are not actually straight!!! There is a possibility that you may have an interest in women who don't have vaginas Gold Star for you! But here is a catch, I was chatting with this guy 25 young, brown, perfectly trimmed beard and eyebrows; works at a tech firm and lives in Brooklyn sounds a little like gentrification right? But I like the hipster type, the thick frame glasses, and your fair trade coffee, it just turns me on but we were talking and he discusses how rim jobs and body embracing turns him on he asked me if I could send him photos of me more dressed up because the more feminine I am, the better he wanted my midnight blue lipstick kisses all over him I thought well, I could avoid the kissing part and just write "I am not a fetish all over your forehead" Honey, note this, these clothes and makeup is just a facade When I take them all off and you see the disconnected hairy brown body,